Anonymous asked: you are such a little joke. have fun with richard jr.

wait

but you’re having richard jr

but you told me not to touch your baby

so.

where does this leave us

because i hate children

i will throw that baby into a septic tank


3 months ago ยท 1 note

  1. buildingabetterescapepod said: wait, what if it’s three different anons all fighting over the same guy (not noah) and they just happen to be using your ask box to do it? o.O
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