March 2012
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randomhumanrambling replied to your post: am i the only one legitimately excited to see the…
I’m gonna take my kiddies to see it :D so no, you’re not
woo!
i’m slowly trying to convince my boyfriend to take me for my birthday but he’s like ‘the last dr suess movie we saw together, you turned 17, your entire family was there, and we broke up two days later. no thank...
am i the only one legitimately excited to see the lorax even though i know they butchered it but i don’t care because ed helms and danny devito
yes?
ok
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Me: Ellie, c'mere!
Ellie: -looks at me like I'm speaking Korean or something-
Me: Dumbass, get over here before I throw you.
Ellie: -runs over with the dumbest look on her face-
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welovemoviesetc:
The Broken (2008)
constance-stars asked: because after midnight this is what happens on tumblah anabda
constance-stars asked: Man, don't even remember the last two questions. But also. The first question, I know the second part if true. DUN LIE 2 ME
constance-stars asked: 31 60 AND...I think it was 24 or 25?
randomhumanrambling asked: in which you gained a follower because of the word Toast.... :D
constance-stars asked: OMG BUT Y NO ANSWER? I ASK
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sir-thursday replied to your post: sir-thursday replied to your post: constance-stars…
MAKE ME.
I DON’T MAKE MONKEYS I TRAIN ‘EM
constance-stars asked: ngl kinda felt awks asking those. iyam12andwhatisthis?
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
Leave a number in my ASK! →
realindsey:
its-mostly-just-shit:
imsweets:
cumkitten69:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
...
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constance-stars replied to your post: Okay, so at my job, I do catering and vending-type…
Furries. Dey like peeple, but wid DAH FUR and yus
Like…he was really sweet and before that, we did have a conversation about video games and such, but then I saw those and I was like WAT AM I SEEING HERE WAT IS HAPPENING
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sir-thursday replied to your post: constance-stars replied to your post: sir-thursday…
I agree with Justin on this one
GET OUT
Okay, so at my job, I do catering and vending-type things. One of the places I vend at, I stay from 10 AM to 8 PM. Sucks, but hey, I get paid to basically sit on my ass.
So, I wear this sweater that has various buttons on it, including a Nyan cat button. I had a guy approach me, and he was like, “Oh my god, I love your button!” (he proceeded to point directly at my Nyan cat button)....
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constance-stars replied to your post: constance-stars replied to your post: sir-thursday…
betch. das racist.
you just hate me cause i’m black
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constance-stars replied to your post: sir-thursday replied to your post: sweet jesus…
u were doin i rong den
NUH UH
YOU’RE DOING LIFE WRONG
CAUSE UR AZN
immanity:
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
oh my god
things i’m unhappy about:
bills that i don’t want to deal with
my hours getting cut at work
general shit feelings
things i’m happy about:
this tub of cool whip
my splenda-sweetened tea
my birthday in 12 days
the weekend after my birthday
getting paid friday
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sir-thursday replied to your post: sweet jesus found a whole, unopened tub of cool…
“Have Noah put his dick in it” was my first thought.
I asked him if I could cover his dick in Nutella and lick it off but he said no.
And I would ask about the Cool Whip, but we’ve…kind of done that before. It’s not as fun as it sounds. ._.
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i hate my hair
might dye it black after i get paid
idk
._.
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sweet jesus
found a whole, unopened tub of cool whip
come to me bby
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pamcakeez asked: amg hi, favourite album of all time? :D ps blog is coolbeanz.
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jpegartifacts:
I’m pro-death. Kill all of the fetuses. Abortions for everyone.
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constance-stars replied to your post: someone give me 200 dollars so i don’t have to…
Hey, you don’t get birthday liquor until I do.
no i deserve birthday liquor
please